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  <title>Quack</title>
  <subtitle>The Duckiest LJ Around!</subtitle>
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    <name>Mallard Q. Duck</name>
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    <title>mqduck @ 2009-01-31T00:15:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-31T08:16:45Z</published>
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    <content type="html">hi</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mqduck:32287</id>
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    <title>Robert Johnson</title>
    <published>2007-03-02T22:37:24Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-02T22:38:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">And I followed her to the station &lt;br /&gt;with her suitcase in my hand&lt;br /&gt;And I followed her to the station &lt;br /&gt;with her suitcase in my hand&lt;br /&gt;Well, it's hard to tell, it's hard to tell &lt;br /&gt;when all your love's in vain&lt;br /&gt;All my love's in vain &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the train rolled up to the station &lt;br /&gt;I looked her in the eye&lt;br /&gt;When the train rolled up to the station &lt;br /&gt;and I looked her in the eye&lt;br /&gt;Well, I was lonesome, I felt so lonesome &lt;br /&gt;and I could not help but cry&lt;br /&gt;All my love's in vain &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the train, it left the station &lt;br /&gt;with two lights on behind&lt;br /&gt;When the train, it left the station &lt;br /&gt;with two lights on behind&lt;br /&gt;Well, the blue light was my blues &lt;br /&gt;and the red light was my mind&lt;br /&gt;All my love's in vain</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mqduck:32144</id>
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    <title>tehyes</title>
    <published>2006-08-27T06:47:11Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-27T06:49:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Dudes, check out my new user pic. It was taken from a portion of an inkblot generated using my name. It is 13|-| 1337.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://math.berkeley.edu/~hthall/ink.blots/"&gt;Inkblot Generator&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mqduck:31998</id>
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    <title>This is not an LJ post.</title>
    <published>2006-07-14T05:40:59Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-14T05:43:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">.tsop JL na si sihT</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mqduck:31532</id>
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    <title>I &amp;lt;3 Muugokszhiion</title>
    <published>2006-02-26T07:47:46Z</published>
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    <content type="html">"'Abuse' absolutely has a negative connotation and is certainly a point of view. A chemical is just a chemical. Therapeutic medical benefits are simply that, and nothing more. There is no heavenly mandate to dictate for what purpose a large primate should consume large quantities of a particular network of atoms. A chemical may be used for any purpose anyone sees fit."</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mqduck:31393</id>
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    <title>mqduck @ 2006-02-20T21:58:00</title>
    <published>2006-02-21T05:58:57Z</published>
    <updated>2006-02-21T05:59:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">with god as my witness&lt;br /&gt;ill never be sober again</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mqduck:31023</id>
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    <title>I Hope I Die Before I Grow Old</title>
    <published>2005-12-15T03:36:14Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-15T03:36:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">You know, I've come to the conclusion that the children of the 60s were posers from day one. Fuck that generation. It's high time hip young people today stop looking up to that generation of bullshiters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Do you think that young people today have as strong a sense of right and wrong as they did, say, fifty years ago?"&lt;br /&gt;Yes 	No 	Unsure 		&lt;br /&gt;% 	% 	% 		&lt;br /&gt;3/17-21/05&lt;br /&gt;18 	79 	3</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mqduck:30734</id>
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    <title>Neatness</title>
    <published>2005-12-15T02:35:57Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-15T02:35:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Here's a Simpsons frame - one of the greatest pieces of irony I've ever seen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://x10.putfile.com/12/34720285925.png"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, a great quote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It is not the triumph of Science which characterizes our 19th Century, but the triumph of Scientific Method over Science."&lt;br /&gt;--Friedrich Nietzsche</content>
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    <title>What's the Story, Morning Glory?</title>
    <published>2005-10-29T05:22:12Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-25T06:04:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">[This is a report, written Tuesday, on my recent trip on Morning Glory seeds, written to post to erowid.org. Morning Glory seeds contain various LSA alkaloids, which are chemically very close to LSD.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I spent $27 on 14 packets of Heavenly Blues, ground them in a coffee grinder and drank the powder. Yes, I wanted to trip hard, and I did. This was Sunday evening. I'll divide this review into two parts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, the bad:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jesus Christ this stuff is toxic. I got a pain mainly in my legs that lasted many, many, many hours. All parts of me went back and forth from feeling numb to being in great pain. It's been 48 hours and I still have trouble walking, like my nerves are damaged or something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I drank all the seed powder at 4:30pm. I watched the World Series game two which ended probably around 6:30-7:00. The pain came quickly. Around midnight I was unable to take it any more and went to bed (which was quite impossible for hours - my brain was wacked out). I normally take a prescribed sedative every night and decided to take two. When I got up to let my cat out of my room around noon, I discovered that I had lost control of my nervous system (I think - I'm no doctor). I had trouble getting to the door, and when I did I had trouble opening it. I ended up lying against the wall, while very carefully moving my hand and arm to open the door; cat ran out; I stumbled back to bed. I made myself get up at 5:30pm Monday for a test. I got up, threw up, got a ride, took the test, wanted to throw up, left class early and walked home. I'm surprised I was able to walk. I'm sure I looked like a drunk who was about to pass out trying to look normal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got back in bed somewhere around 7:30-8:00pm and continued sleeping until about 1:00pm on Tuesday. That's about 36 hours in bed, if you ignore the two hours I was up for school, and I only got up on Tuesday by force of will. I still moved like I drank so much I was about to die of alcohol poisoning, now hungover. Every muscle on my body was shaking. I was mentally and physically very sedated. All this sedation was undoubtedly aided by the extra sleeping medicine, but this was still very extreme even considering that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went and got some espresso, which helped wake up my mind a bit and probably made me even more jittery. I thought about eating but couldn't think of anything that sounded good. I tried to play a strategy game I just got but was too sedated to learn it. I'm finally feeling a bit better, though my thinking is still foggy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But let me make it clear: the worst part was that first night, while I was tripping. The pain was unbearable. Every time I tried to move a pain shot through my legs and groin. Knowing how bad it is, I wouldn't advise taking this stuff straight even if you can handle a smaller dose. It can't be good for you. Find some way to extract the LSA. But again, I'm no doctor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, the good:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, the good! Everything was swirling, swirling, swirling. The grains on the wood in my kitchen were dancing and growing and moving back and forth. Everything waved as though liquid, or blowing in the wind. Every pattern had infinite detail; the closer I looked, the more detailed it became. I saw tiny numbers in the patterns on the tiles on my bathroom floor. As I looked closer, they turned into complex-looking mathematic formulae. As the effects grew stronger, the game went from watching for hallucinations to trying to stop the hallucinations and see things as they actually were.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The best part was how it effected my enjoyment of music. I decided that listening to my new Doors album would be appropriate, and it turned out to be a very good choice. I became fascinated with the jazz keyboarding of... whoever the keyboardist is. It truly is impressive and very sophisticated. You should give it a closer listen even if you're sober.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got hungry and decided to heat up a TV dinner, which took maybe 45 minutes since I couldn't keep track of what I was doing; my brain was fascinated with anything and everything. I finally finished cooking my food, and decided to try to relax and eat it while watching an episode of the Simpsons on my computer, all of which I'd already seen a million times before. I think I spent around an hour and a half or even two hours watching that 23-minute video because I kept pausing and going back to watch the same part over and over. I kept discovering new jokes and what the writers must have been thinking at this point or that and all sorts of similar things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The visuals were enough to astound anyone, but the highlight was my new appreciation for the detail in things. I had this sense that I had discovered something great, that I could do great things with this drug. The phrase "open your mind" went from a being silly phrase by kids forty years ago who thought taking drugs could change the world (which is of course mainly all it is) to profoundly resonating with me. I felt awake.</content>
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    <title>OMFG I KICK ASS</title>
    <published>2005-08-22T08:30:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-22T08:30:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">(#)@RFCW%GO ME! I just wrote a mediocre algorithm for blowing up 3x and smoothing a pixelated image!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.geocities.com/mqduck/comparison.gif"&gt;</content>
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    <title>mqduck @ 2005-08-17T01:16:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-17T08:16:44Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.geocities.com/mqduck/linux_communist2.gif"&gt;</content>
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    <title>PTSD</title>
    <published>2005-08-16T23:58:32Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/08/15/war_took_toll_on_decorated_marine_accused_of_opening_fire_on_noisy_crowd/"&gt;http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/08/15/war_took_toll_on_decorated_marine_accused_of_opening_fire_on_noisy_crowd/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;War took toll on decorated Marine accused of opening fire on noisy crowd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By Denise Lavoie, Associated Press Writer  |  August 15, 2005&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAWRENCE, Mass. --A decorated Marine accused of firing a shotgun at a crowd of club-goers pleaded innocent Monday to attempted murder and other charges and was ordered to be evaluated at a state psychiatric hospital.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sgt. Daniel Cotnoir, 33, of Lawrence, was named "Marine of the Year" last month for his service in Iraq. A mortician by trade, he prepared the bodies of dead U.S. soldiers for burial. After returning from 10 months in Iraq in November, Cotnoir said the job took a heavy psychological toll.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Early Saturday morning, police said, he pointed a 12-gauge shotgun out the window of his second-floor apartment and fired a single shot at a noisy crowd leaving nearby nightclubs. Lissette Cumba, 15, and Kelvin Castro, 20, were both struck in the leg by fragments. They were treated at local hospitals and released.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cotnoir, a married father of two daughters, told police he feared for the safety of his family after someone threw an empty juice bottle through his bedroom window.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;"It was never this man's intention, as he tells me, to hurt anyone," said his lawyer, Robert Kelley. "It was only his intention to fire a warning shot when he was placed in a threatening situation."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prosecutor Poppi Hagan told the judge that some of the club-goers had seen Cotnoir standing with his gun in the window of his apartment over his family's funeral home, but thought the weapon was fake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cumba's cousin, Stephanie Tejeda, who was in the crowd that night, described seeing the muzzle poking through the open window.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I just thought he wanted to scare us to get away from the area," said Tejeda, who attended Cotnoir's arraignment Monday in Lawrence District Court. "Who shoots at an open crowd?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tejeda said she does not want to see Cotnoir go to prison.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I just think he should get help. That's how I see it," she said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Cumba's uncle, James Rodriquez, was visibly angry after Cotnoir's arraignment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"She's been crying all night," he said of his niece. "If this man is sick, why was he holding weapons in his house?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;James Stokes, a retired minister who went to school with Cotnoir's father, said he does not believe Daniel Cotnoir was trying to kill anyone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"This man is a wonderful person," he said. "Something might have happened when he came back from Iraq. ... He's out there picking up body parts," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cotnoir and his father, Daniel Cotnoir, operate the Racicot Funeral Home in Lawrence, about 30 miles north of Boston.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Iraq, Cotnoir prepared the battered bodies of his fellow Marines for open-casket funerals. In an interview with The Boston Globe last year, he described retrieving charred and decimated remains.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What you see out there, it's a real smash to reality," Cotnoir said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cotnoir is charged with two counts of armed assault with intent to murder, two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, and one count of discharging a firearm within 500 feet of a dwelling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After Cotnoir met with a court-appointed psychologist, Judge Thomas Brennan ordered him evaluated at the state hospital in Bridgewater.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Psychologist Alexandra Weida said Cotnoir supplied a "reasonable account" of the night of the shooting, but she said, "I question whether he was completely reality-based when he made his decisions."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The judge scheduled another hearing for Sept. 2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last month, Marine Corps Times chose Cotnoir over 180,000 other candidates for its annual Marine of the Year award.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now a Marine reservist, Cotnoir said in an interview last month with the Eagle-Tribune newspaper that he was getting counseling at a veterans hospital in Bedford.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It's a lot harder to talk about the job now than it was at the time to actually do it," he said. "The stories I've gained from my deployment aren't the kind of stories you share."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also on Monday, another Iraq war veteran appeared in court in Las Vegas to face charges of using an assault rifle to kill a woman and wound a man in an alley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An attorney for Matthew Sepi, 20, said he acted in self-defense and should be eligible for psychological treatment. Sepi, an American Indian from Winslow, Ariz., moved to Las Vegas after being honorably discharged as an Army specialist in May. Sepi told police he pulled an assault rifle from beneath his coat and reacted when he was ambushed in an alley.</content>
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    <title>foo and bar</title>
    <published>2005-08-16T08:02:50Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-16T08:25:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ive got two things to mention... first, i got my cultural anthropology final back and the teacher commented "All of your answers are excellent, the best in the class.  I thoroughly enjoyed reading your answers and learned a lot too!" W00T!! writing those four essays was hard work. UPDATE: but apparently, i failed the class anyway. sigh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;second, i for some reason havent got around to posting a picture of my new, super-cool, personalized t-shit. here it is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://is1.okcupid.com/users/496/866/4978675302475657105/p1122722412.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <title>U.S.S.A!!</title>
    <published>2005-07-18T10:14:16Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-18T10:14:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">omfg... omfg... this is just too awsome&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_02_04.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this was put out by the "catholic guild" in 1961. its got a introduction by j edgar hoover.&amp;nbsp; this whole thing is great, especially the way they demonize some of the few well-known progressive aspects of communism, such as womens rights and free child care&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/godless_communism.html"&gt;http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/godless_communism.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mqduck:27396</id>
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    <title>mqduck @ 2005-07-09T00:34:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-09T07:34:31Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-09T07:34:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">falalalalalala life is good. what is good? life is good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;good!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;life good!</content>
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    <title>mqduck @ 2005-06-29T22:23:00</title>
    <published>2005-06-30T05:25:29Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-30T05:25:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i apologize for wasting your concentration on such stupidity, but... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*!*!*!*!*!*!*MOVIES IVE SEEN*!*!*!*!*!*!*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;001. Napoleon Dynamite&lt;br /&gt;002. Saw&lt;br /&gt;003. White Noise&lt;br /&gt;004. White Oleander&lt;br /&gt;*005. Anger Management*&lt;br /&gt;006. 50 First Dates&lt;br /&gt;007. Jason&lt;br /&gt;008. Scream&lt;br /&gt;009. Scream 2&lt;br /&gt;010. Scream 3&lt;br /&gt;011. Scary Movie&lt;br /&gt;012. Scary Movie 2&lt;br /&gt;013. Scary Movie 3&lt;br /&gt;014. American Pie&lt;br /&gt;*015. American Pie 2* please dont tell anyhone i saw this. i had absolutely no choice besides staring at the wall, which might have been the better option&lt;br /&gt;016. American Wedding&lt;br /&gt;017. Harry Potter&lt;br /&gt;018. Harry Potter 2&lt;br /&gt;019. Harry Potter 3&lt;br /&gt;*020. Resident Evil 1* resident evil kicks ass, therefore the movie kicks ass.&lt;br /&gt;021. Resident Evil 2&lt;br /&gt;*022. The Wedding Singer*&lt;br /&gt;023. Little Black Book&lt;br /&gt;024. The Village&lt;br /&gt;025. Donnie Darko&lt;br /&gt;026. Lilo &amp; Stitch&lt;br /&gt;*027. Finding Nemo*&lt;br /&gt;028. Finding Neverland&lt;br /&gt;029. 13 Ghosts&lt;br /&gt;030. Signs&lt;br /&gt;031. The Grinch&lt;br /&gt;*032. Texas Chainsaw Massacre*&lt;br /&gt;033. White Chicks&lt;br /&gt;034. Butterfly Effect&lt;br /&gt;035. 13 going on 30&lt;br /&gt;036. I Robot&lt;br /&gt;037. Dodge Ball&lt;br /&gt;038. Universal Soldier&lt;br /&gt;039. A Series Of Unfortunate Events&lt;br /&gt;040. Along Came A Spider&lt;br /&gt;041. Deep Impact&lt;br /&gt;042. KingPin&lt;br /&gt;043. Never Been Kissed&lt;br /&gt;044. Meet The Parents&lt;br /&gt;045. Meet The Fockers&lt;br /&gt;046. Eight Crazy Nights&lt;br /&gt;047. A Cinderella Story&lt;br /&gt;048. The Terminal&lt;br /&gt;049. The Lizzie McGuire Movie&lt;br /&gt;050. Passport to Paris&lt;br /&gt;051. Dumb &amp; Dumber&lt;br /&gt;052. Dumb &amp; Dumberer&lt;br /&gt;053. Final Destination&lt;br /&gt;054. Final Destination 2&lt;br /&gt;055. Halloween&lt;br /&gt;056. The Ring&lt;br /&gt;057. The Ring 2&lt;br /&gt;058. Harold &amp; Kumar&lt;br /&gt;059. Practical Magic&lt;br /&gt;060. Chicago&lt;br /&gt;061. Ghost Ship&lt;br /&gt;062. From Hell&lt;br /&gt;063. Hellboy&lt;br /&gt;064. Secret Window&lt;br /&gt;065. I Am Sam&lt;br /&gt;066. The Whole Nine Yards&lt;br /&gt;067. The Whole Ten Yards&lt;br /&gt;068. The Day After Tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;069. Child's Play&lt;br /&gt;070. Bride of Chucky&lt;br /&gt;071. Ten Things I Hate About You&lt;br /&gt;072. Just Married&lt;br /&gt;073. Gothika&lt;br /&gt;*074. A Nightmare on Elm Street*&lt;br /&gt;075. Sixteen Candles&lt;br /&gt;076. Bad Boys&lt;br /&gt;077. Bad Boys 2&lt;br /&gt;078. Joy Ride&lt;br /&gt;079. Seven (SE7EN)&lt;br /&gt;080. Oceans Eleven&lt;br /&gt;081. Oceans Twelve&lt;br /&gt;082. Identity&lt;br /&gt;083. Lone Star&lt;br /&gt;084. Bedazzled&lt;br /&gt;085. Predator I&lt;br /&gt;086. Predator II&lt;br /&gt;*087. Independence Day* meh&lt;br /&gt;088. Cujo&lt;br /&gt;089. A Bronx Tale&lt;br /&gt;090. Darkness Falls&lt;br /&gt;091. Christine&lt;br /&gt;092. E.T.&lt;br /&gt;093. Children of the Corn&lt;br /&gt;094. My Boss' Daughter&lt;br /&gt;095. Maid in Manhattan&lt;br /&gt;096. Frailty&lt;br /&gt;097. Best Bet&lt;br /&gt;098. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days&lt;br /&gt;099. She's All That&lt;br /&gt;100. Calendar Girls&lt;br /&gt;101. Sideways&lt;br /&gt;102. Mars Attacks&lt;br /&gt;103. Event Horizon&lt;br /&gt;104. Ever After&lt;br /&gt;105. Forrest Gump&lt;br /&gt;107. X-Men&lt;br /&gt;108. X-Men 2&lt;br /&gt;109. Jeepers Creepers&lt;br /&gt;110. Jeepers Creepers 2&lt;br /&gt;111. Catch Me If You Can&lt;br /&gt;112. The Others&lt;br /&gt;113. Freaky Friday (the original)&lt;br /&gt;114. Reign of Fire&lt;br /&gt;115. Cruel Intentions&lt;br /&gt;116. Hot Chick&lt;br /&gt;117. Swimfan&lt;br /&gt;118. Miracle&lt;br /&gt;119. Old School&lt;br /&gt;120. Ray&lt;br /&gt;121. The Notebook&lt;br /&gt;122. K-Pax&lt;br /&gt;*123. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring* sucked&lt;br /&gt;124. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers&lt;br /&gt;125. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King&lt;br /&gt;126. A Walk to Remember&lt;br /&gt;127. Boogeyman&lt;br /&gt;128. Hitch&lt;br /&gt;*129. Back Door Sluts 9* yay south park&lt;br /&gt;*130. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut*&lt;br /&gt;131. The Fifth Element&lt;br /&gt;132. Star Wars episode I&lt;br /&gt;133. Star Wars episode II&lt;br /&gt;134. Star Wars episode IV&lt;br /&gt;135. Star Wars episode V&lt;br /&gt;136. Star Wars episode VI&lt;br /&gt;137. Troop Beverly Hills&lt;br /&gt;138. Swimming with Sharks&lt;br /&gt;139. Trainspotting&lt;br /&gt;140. People under the stairs&lt;br /&gt;141. Blue Velvet&lt;br /&gt;142. Sound of Music&lt;br /&gt;143. Parent Trap&lt;br /&gt;144. The Burbs&lt;br /&gt;145. SLC Punk&lt;br /&gt;146. Meet Joe Black&lt;br /&gt;147. Wild Girls&lt;br /&gt;*148. A Clockwork Orange* YAAAayaAYAYAYR(*HFAY&lt;br /&gt;149. The Order&lt;br /&gt;150. Spider-Man&lt;br /&gt;151. Spider-Man 2&lt;br /&gt;152. Amelie&lt;br /&gt;153. Mean Girls&lt;br /&gt;*154. Shrek*&lt;br /&gt;155. Shrek 2&lt;br /&gt;156. The Incredibles&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;157. Collateral&lt;br /&gt;158. The Fast &amp; The Furious&lt;br /&gt;159. 2 Fast 2 Furious&lt;br /&gt;160. Sky Captain &amp; The World of Tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;161. Closer&lt;br /&gt;*162. The Sixth Sense*&lt;br /&gt;163. Artificial Intelligence&lt;br /&gt;164. Love Actually&lt;br /&gt;165. Shutter&lt;br /&gt;166. Ella Enchanted&lt;br /&gt;167. Princess Diaries 1&lt;br /&gt;168. Princess Diaries 2&lt;br /&gt;169. Constantine&lt;br /&gt;170. Million Dollar Baby&lt;br /&gt;171. Life Of David Gale&lt;br /&gt;172. 25th hour&lt;br /&gt;173. Vanilla Sky&lt;br /&gt;*174. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind* yay&lt;br /&gt;175. Boogie Nights&lt;br /&gt;176. Braveheart&lt;br /&gt;177. The Anarchist Cook Book&lt;br /&gt;178. How To Deal&lt;br /&gt;*179. Mallrats*&lt;br /&gt;180. City of the Lost Children&lt;br /&gt;181. Run Lola Run&lt;br /&gt;182. Dazed and Confused&lt;br /&gt;183. 13th Warrior&lt;br /&gt;184. Super Size Me&lt;br /&gt;185. Dark City&lt;br /&gt;*186. Jurassic Park*&lt;br /&gt;*187. The Lost World: Jurassic Park*&lt;br /&gt;*188. Jurassic Park 3*&lt;br /&gt;189. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie&lt;br /&gt;190. Apollo 13&lt;br /&gt;191. It Came From The Sky&lt;br /&gt;192. The Net&lt;br /&gt;193. Jaws&lt;br /&gt;194. Speed&lt;br /&gt;195. Speed 2: Cruise Control&lt;br /&gt;196. The Land Before Time&lt;br /&gt;197. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron&lt;br /&gt;198. Any Given Sunday I was actually in this one.&lt;br /&gt;199. Friday Night Lights&lt;br /&gt;200. Net Games&lt;br /&gt;201. The Terminator&lt;br /&gt;202. Terminator 2: Judgment Day&lt;br /&gt;203. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines&lt;br /&gt;204. "O"&lt;br /&gt;205. Thirteen&lt;br /&gt;206. The Craft&lt;br /&gt;207. Poltergeist&lt;br /&gt;208. Poltergeist 2&lt;br /&gt;209. Poltergeist 3&lt;br /&gt;210. Twister&lt;br /&gt;211. Boondock Saints&lt;br /&gt;212. Elizabeth&lt;br /&gt;213. Man in the Iron Mask&lt;br /&gt;214. Labyrinth&lt;br /&gt;215. The Dark Crystal&lt;br /&gt;216. MST3K: The Movie&lt;br /&gt;*217. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (and I mean the original, not the remake crap)* there was no "original." it was a tv series. furthermore, i thought the remake kicked ass.&lt;br /&gt;218. Bambi&lt;br /&gt;219. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels&lt;br /&gt;220. Perfect Blue&lt;br /&gt;*221. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back*&lt;br /&gt;222. Beauty and the Beast&lt;br /&gt;223. Sleepy Hollow&lt;br /&gt;224. Spirited Away&lt;br /&gt;*225. Fahrenheit 911*&lt;br /&gt;226. The Producers&lt;br /&gt;227. The Ladies Man&lt;br /&gt;228. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas&lt;br /&gt;229. Blazing Saddles&lt;br /&gt;*230. American Beauty*&lt;br /&gt;231. Radio&lt;br /&gt;232. Princess Bride&lt;br /&gt;233. Clue&lt;br /&gt;*234. The Wizard of Oz*&lt;br /&gt;235. The 10th Kingdom&lt;br /&gt;236. The Green Mile&lt;br /&gt;237. Dirty Dancing&lt;br /&gt;238. The Last Unicorn&lt;br /&gt;239. Fern Gully&lt;br /&gt;240. John Q&lt;br /&gt;241. Girl with a Pearl Earring&lt;br /&gt;242. Last Life in the Universe&lt;br /&gt;243. 28 Days Later&lt;br /&gt;244. 28 Days&lt;br /&gt;245. Breakfast Club&lt;br /&gt;246. Radio Flyer&lt;br /&gt;247. The Rules of Attraction&lt;br /&gt;248. Hackers&lt;br /&gt;249. West Side Story&lt;br /&gt;250. The Color Purple&lt;br /&gt;251. Princess and the Warrior&lt;br /&gt;252. Last of the Mohicans&lt;br /&gt;253. Pirates of the Caribbean&lt;br /&gt;254. Fight Club&lt;br /&gt;255. Chasing Amy&lt;br /&gt;256. The Hunt For Red October&lt;br /&gt;257. Buffy: The Vampire Slayer&lt;br /&gt;258. Titan A.E.&lt;br /&gt;259. Zulu&lt;br /&gt;260. Wings of the Apache&lt;br /&gt;261. Fiddler on the Roof&lt;br /&gt;*262. Mary Poppins* looong time ago&lt;br /&gt;263. What Dreams May Come&lt;br /&gt;264. Annie&lt;br /&gt;265. What's Eating Gilbert Grape&lt;br /&gt;*266. Silence of the Lambs*&lt;br /&gt;*267. Hannibal*&lt;br /&gt;268. Red Dragon&lt;br /&gt;269. Monsters Inc.&lt;br /&gt;270. The Passion of the Christ&lt;br /&gt;271. Gallipoli&lt;br /&gt;*272. Peter Pan*&lt;br /&gt;273. Remember The Titans&lt;br /&gt;274. Pearl Harbor&lt;br /&gt;*275. Titanic*&lt;br /&gt;276. Last Temptation of Christ&lt;br /&gt;*277. Monty Python and the Holy Grail*&lt;br /&gt;*278. Life of Brian*&lt;br /&gt;279. Dead Alive&lt;br /&gt;280. Dream A Little Dream&lt;br /&gt;281. Blade Runner&lt;br /&gt;282. Grease I&lt;br /&gt;283. Grease 2&lt;br /&gt;284. Gladiator&lt;br /&gt;285. Dream for an Insomniac&lt;br /&gt;286. The Way We Were&lt;br /&gt;287. Waiting for Guffman&lt;br /&gt;288. Center Stage&lt;br /&gt;289. Circle of Friends&lt;br /&gt;290. Dead Poets Society&lt;br /&gt;291. Real Genius&lt;br /&gt;292. Arsenic and Old Lace&lt;br /&gt;293. The Maltese Falcon&lt;br /&gt;294. The Birds&lt;br /&gt;295. The Talented Mr. Ripley&lt;br /&gt;296. Princess Mononoke&lt;br /&gt;297. Dogma&lt;br /&gt;298. Snatch&lt;br /&gt;299. The Matrix&lt;br /&gt;300. Blast from the Past&lt;br /&gt;301. Romeo Must Die&lt;br /&gt;302. Shot In The Dark&lt;br /&gt;303. Animal House&lt;br /&gt;304. Close Encounters of the Third Kind&lt;br /&gt;305. Continental Divide&lt;br /&gt;306. Secretary&lt;br /&gt;307. Casablanca&lt;br /&gt;308. Casino Royale&lt;br /&gt;309. 84 Charing Cross Road&lt;br /&gt;310. Amadeus&lt;br /&gt;311. Freebie and the Bean&lt;br /&gt;*312. Schindler's List*&lt;br /&gt;313. Singin' In the Rain&lt;br /&gt;*314. A Beautiful Mind*&lt;br /&gt;315. Cabaret&lt;br /&gt;316. Citizen Kane&lt;br /&gt;317. Lost in Translation&lt;br /&gt;318. Ghost in the Shell&lt;br /&gt;*319. This is Spinal Tap*&lt;br /&gt;320. Grosse Pointe Blank&lt;br /&gt;321. Heathers&lt;br /&gt;322. Siesta&lt;br /&gt;323. The Sting&lt;br /&gt;324. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels&lt;br /&gt;325. Gosford Park&lt;br /&gt;326. Persona&lt;br /&gt;327. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid&lt;br /&gt;328. The King and I&lt;br /&gt;329. Dr. No&lt;br /&gt;330. Dr. Strangelove&lt;br /&gt;331. M*A*S*H&lt;br /&gt;332. The Pirate Movie&lt;br /&gt;333. The Little Mermaid&lt;br /&gt;334. Battle Royale&lt;br /&gt;335. 4 Rooms&lt;br /&gt;336. Pulp Fiction&lt;br /&gt;337. Kill Bill pt. 1&lt;br /&gt;338. Kill Bill pt. 2&lt;br /&gt;*339. Star Wars Episode III*&lt;br /&gt;340. Twelve Angry Men&lt;br /&gt;341. Inherit The Wind&lt;br /&gt;342. The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes&lt;br /&gt;*343. The Matrix: Revolution*&lt;br /&gt;344. Mermaids&lt;br /&gt;345. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood&lt;br /&gt;346. Miss Congeniality&lt;br /&gt;347. Bringing up Baby&lt;br /&gt;348. Gone with the Wind&lt;br /&gt;349. Much Ado About Nothing&lt;br /&gt;350. Adam &amp; Eve&lt;br /&gt;351. Finding Forrester&lt;br /&gt;352. Superman&lt;br /&gt;353. Excalibur&lt;br /&gt;354. The Muppet Movie&lt;br /&gt;355. American Dreamer&lt;br /&gt;356. Jesus Christ, Superstar&lt;br /&gt;357. Ladyhawke&lt;br /&gt;358. Dangerous Liasions&lt;br /&gt;359. African Queen&lt;br /&gt;360. Raiders of the Lost Ark&lt;br /&gt;361. Ghostbusters&lt;br /&gt;362. National Treasure&lt;br /&gt;363. King Arthur&lt;br /&gt;364. Near Dark&lt;br /&gt;365. The Horror Show&lt;br /&gt;366. Sid and Nancy&lt;br /&gt;367. Kingdom of Heaven&lt;br /&gt;368. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World&lt;br /&gt;369. 2010: The Year We Make Contact&lt;br /&gt;*370. 2001: A Space Odyssey*&lt;br /&gt;371. Titus&lt;br /&gt;372. Pitch Black&lt;br /&gt;373. Chronicles of Riddick&lt;br /&gt;374. Armitage III: Poly-Matrix&lt;br /&gt;375. Dark City&lt;br /&gt;376. A Tale of Two Sisters (Korean)&lt;br /&gt;377. I love you to Death&lt;br /&gt;*378. Alien*&lt;br /&gt;*379. Aliens*&lt;br /&gt;*380. Alien 3*&lt;br /&gt;*381. Spaceballs*&lt;br /&gt;382. Battle Royale II&lt;br /&gt;383. The Godfather&lt;br /&gt;384. Bruce Almighty&lt;br /&gt;385. Heartbreak Ridge&lt;br /&gt;*386. The Rocky Horror Picture Show* i saw the first half&lt;br /&gt;387. Ghost In The Shell II: Innocence&lt;br /&gt;388. CardCaptor Sakura The Movie 2: The Sealed Card&lt;br /&gt;*389. Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie*&lt;br /&gt;*390. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within*&lt;br /&gt;391. In the Mood For Love&lt;br /&gt;392. Memento&lt;br /&gt;393. Pi&lt;br /&gt;394. Requiem for a Dream&lt;br /&gt;395. The English Patient&lt;br /&gt;396. The Professional&lt;br /&gt;397. La Femme Nikita (French version)&lt;br /&gt;398. Monument Ave&lt;br /&gt;399. Mad Max&lt;br /&gt;400. Plan 9 From Outer Space&lt;br /&gt;401. Blackula&lt;br /&gt;402. Romper Stomper&lt;br /&gt;403. The Hunger&lt;br /&gt;404. Eraserhead&lt;br /&gt;405. Taxi Driver&lt;br /&gt;*406. Clerks*&lt;br /&gt;407. The Shawshank Redemption&lt;br /&gt;*408. American History X* "risky" or not, this movie was pretty bad&lt;br /&gt;409. Mulholland Drive&lt;br /&gt;410. Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song&lt;br /&gt;415. My Immortal Beloved&lt;br /&gt;416. Pollock&lt;br /&gt;417. Basquiat&lt;br /&gt;418. Frida&lt;br /&gt;419. Seven Samurai&lt;br /&gt;420. Kikujiro&lt;br /&gt;421. The Man With Two Brains&lt;br /&gt;422. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun&lt;br /&gt;423. Metropolis&lt;br /&gt;424. Wasabi&lt;br /&gt;425. Velvet Goldmine&lt;br /&gt;426. Toy Story&lt;br /&gt;427. Toy Story 2&lt;br /&gt;427. The Last Samurai&lt;br /&gt;428. Lady Chatterly's Lover&lt;br /&gt;429. Ronin&lt;br /&gt;430. A Walk on the Moon&lt;br /&gt;431. Crow&lt;br /&gt;432. Crow II&lt;br /&gt;432. Saved!&lt;br /&gt;433. Intermission&lt;br /&gt;434. Down &amp; Out With The Dolls&lt;br /&gt;435. Empire Records&lt;br /&gt;436. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou&lt;br /&gt;437. Baise-Moi&lt;br /&gt;438. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension&lt;br /&gt;439. The Wicker Man&lt;br /&gt;440. Lair Of The White Worm&lt;br /&gt;441. Batman Begins&lt;br /&gt;442. Legend&lt;br /&gt;443. One Crazy Summer&lt;br /&gt;445. Crime and Punishment in Suburbia&lt;br /&gt;446. American Psycho&lt;br /&gt;447. Princess Mononoke&lt;br /&gt;448. Pretty In Pink&lt;br /&gt;449.Cannibal the Musical&lt;br /&gt;*450.Harold and Maude* yaaaay&lt;br /&gt;451.Best in Show</content>
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    <title>Opiates Kick Fucking Ass</title>
    <published>2005-06-18T09:56:18Z</published>
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    <title>my and my uber responableness</title>
    <published>2005-06-12T09:34:46Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-12T09:34:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">well, i can definitively say i failed my one and only course for this quarter. why oh why am i i?</content>
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    <title>My cat loves me... momentarily</title>
    <published>2005-05-31T00:03:46Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-31T00:03:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, like, I get back after being gone for the weekend. I see Guh Guh in the yard. I start to walk over to her. "Meow! Meow!!" she says. I pet her once. "Meow!" I pet her again. She wants food. I give food. She ignores me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news, I finally have cooler socks than Adrienne.</content>
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    <title>mqduck @ 2005-05-23T01:55:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-23T08:55:18Z</published>
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    <title>omfg my new icon kicks ass</title>
    <published>2005-05-20T05:29:34Z</published>
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    <title>mqduck @ 2005-05-12T19:01:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-13T02:04:52Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-13T02:04:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, a business card was slipped under my front door. It's from some Secret Service agent named Mason F. Bayman. It has a note written on it to call his office number, and it's a real number. I called, but he's not in, it seems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the Secret Service website FAQ:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Who is the Secret Service authorized to protect?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"By law, the Secret Service is authorized to protect the President, Vice President, President-elect, Vice President-elect, and their immediate family members; former Presidents and their spouses; minor children of a former President until the age of 16; major Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates, and within 120 days of the general election, their spouses; visiting foreign heads of government or heads of state; and others if authorized by the President. An individual who receives Secret Service protection is referred to as a "protectee." In 1997, Congressional legislation became effective limiting Secret Service protection to former Presidents for a period of not more than 10 years from the date the President leaves office. (Public Law 103-329)"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So..... WTF? I checked the president's schedule and hes in Hollywood today and tomorrow. Still, WTF? Is the government rounding up the commies?</content>
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    <title>mqduck @ 2005-05-07T07:28:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-07T14:29:35Z</published>
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    <content type="html">adriennes ignoring me as usual, so ill post it here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when i got up today, i looked at the clock and thought "jesus! i only slept a few  hours! ........... wait a minute... isnt this the time i went to bed?".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;id slept 24 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i honestly have no idea how this happened.</content>
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    <title>mqduck @ 2005-05-05T23:02:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-06T06:04:42Z</published>
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    <content type="html">OMFG guess what today is. no, its not international guh guh day, its... addys birthday! thats right, i didnt forget, because im a perfect friend!! well, i didnt.... i was just very, very busy today, you see. dont look at me and not say anyting like that! if i was smarter id come up with something better than an lj post... but its really your fault for picking a dumb friend. anyway, uh... happy birthday!</content>
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    <title>What is the value of life?</title>
    <published>2005-04-30T09:34:37Z</published>
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    <lj:music>Lou Reed - Wagon Wheel</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/29/national/29pantano.html?"&gt;Accused* Marine Hears Comrades Praise Him&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;By JOHN DeSANTIS, April 29, 2005&lt;br /&gt;New York Times&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/29/national/29grenade.html"&gt;Soldier Sentenced to Death for Grenade Attack*&lt;/a&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, April 29, 2005&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*of killing Iraqi civilians&lt;br /&gt;**on US soldiers</content>
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