Mallard Q. Duck

YES MA'AM I KNOW I HAVE HOMEWORK WATCH FOR MY NEXT ENTRY

what was your best christmas present and your worst christmas present


best:

luchador backpack

worst:

fingerless OR NOT gloves

I GOT A PRESENT FOR CHRISTOPHER



MERRY SQUISHMAS



IT EVEN HAS A TAIL

i should sleezy old man everyone on my fucking friends list i have a COOL PEPOLE CLUB FRIENDS LIST
NO
THIS IS BECAUSE I ASK FOR DETAILS HOW DID YOU BREAK THAT TABLE WELL IT WAS WHILE FUCKING HER IN THE ASS OF COURSE CAN I GO NEXT PLEASE

so anyway
i shaved hte sides of my head and now i am a bad guy brawling beasty beefy buff beater buster
BASICALLY IM GONNA BEAT YOU TIL YOUR SPIT UP BILE EATING AWAY AT YOUR FLESH IS A FUCKING SPA TREATMENT ESCAPE POD FROM MY PROLIFIC PUMMELING

look at my fuckijng head this is a fucking vanity fuck ing fu k ck sign gadiek ngf f hcc
VAIN

but first
a moment









( lauren cut my hair while i was videochatting it the fuck UP )

okay guys we gotta kill everyone and get this game





THE CONTROLLER
ITS A DRUM
THAT YOU ROLL BACK AND FORTH

LOOK AT THESE COLORS LOOK AT THESE VECTORS THIS IS A GAME SNOBS FAIRY NECTAR



IT TOOK THESE DUDES TWO YEARS TO RECREATE THE CONTROLERELERLER

http://www.ram-controls.com/blog-mh.html

MAN

IM FEELING REALLY FRIENDLY



( When I was about 14, we had these natural-gas heaters in the house. They really dried the air out, so my mom put coffee cans of water on top of them to evaporate. I used to get up in the middle of the night, sneak into the living room, pull off my drawers, and slowly lower my cock and balls into the water, gritting my teeth and breathing hard (and silently!), trying to hold myself in the steaming water, clenching my fists to hold it in there just a bit more, until my cock started to harden, then jerk, then I'd cum without touching myself just from the pain of my balls in simmering heat. )

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in semi-related point and click news, tex murphy is free
well
news to me